so today at work we had a christmas party and there were eggnog cookies
who doesn’t like eggnog
or cookies
the situation was a win-win, i would have some christmas cookies, while all the weirdos ate ham and bacon
after i ate maybe like 5 cookies because i’m a ravenous bastard at 9am i went over to the person who made them and asked
“hey what’s in those cookies? they tasted great!”
she looked at me and smiled, “glad you liked them, they’re full of burboun whiskey”
i thought she was joking around, reasonably so, we work in a store with underaged students
she didn’t stop smiling
i’ve felt sick all day dont trust them they put alcohol in COOKIES WHO DOES THAT
